narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

frantzfandom:

if you’re a grown ass man and you look at a sixteen year old girl as anything but a child the problem is with you, not with what she’s wearing

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage


sexmusic:

fall in love // phantogram [until the ribbon breaks reimagination]

download the original via: amazon | itunes


nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

(Source: headbangwithhayley)


nerdcredred:

This was undoubtedly the best one.

(Source: trynsave)

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do


charlavail:

Melon nappin’ in my lap


queenerestor:

that was too much for a poor hobbit to handle

loooooongclaw:

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

don’t you mean…

[puts on sunglasses]

it’s the breast.

(Source: schnephanie)