markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho


Valerie Manne

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twili-midna:

Midna appreciation post - Hyrule Warriors style


elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation


Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki Kun Meme:  [1] Reversal of Common Shoujo Tropes


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Ok, if you thought Mega Glalie was terrifying before, read what the official website has to say:

torch-dick:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

2spooky4neemz:

The excessive energy from its Mega Evolution gushes out of its mouth, blasting away and destroying its jaw. It is no longer able to close its mouth, and the freezing air it emits becomes far stronger. It tosses foes into its gaping mouth, expelling a burst of chilled air to freeze them instantly.”

MY MOUTH IS OPEN, AND I MUST SCREAM.

Morbidly cute

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peter-capaldi-yo:

finejeeze:

pikoloid:

pikoloid:

today i sprained my foot in the worse way possible. i slipped on a yugioh card in my room (a bunch actually since i was sorting them). this is it. yugioh will be the death of me

update: it turns out i didn’t twist/sprain my foot. we went to the nurses and i had fractured it appparently. duel monsters broke my foot. yugioh broke my foot. yugioh ruined my life (here’s a picture of the  cast)image

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Somehow playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.