pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.
Zuko looks so different when his feathers are held tight vs when they’re fluffy. Doesn’t even look like the same bird!
I LOLed really reaaaally hard when I saw this…
Mark kept on whispering "It’s Paul Rudd! Paul Rudd!!" with that hillarious amazed look totally made my day XD
my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it
i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it
but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell
this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”
i dont know its just
its difficult not to react to that